There’s not much I can say to introduce this, save that it was an email to us Sacramento Zoo members and I thought it would make a great start to the week for all of us:
Greetings Zoo Members!
Looking for something to do on Valentine’s Day? Check out SWING WITH
YOUR SWEETIE AT THE ZOO on Wednesday, February 14th from 6 pm to 9 pm.Treat your sweetheart to a unique evening of fun, fur and feathers as we
transform the Kampala Lounge into the rockin’ swing era of the 40’s!
Join us a Coconut Mary’s for a swanky reception and buffet dinner. Then
travel to the Jungle Room where Zoo Keepers give up the little known
secrets of some very sexy, saucy wildlife!This event is adult in theme; only 21 years of age and over will be
allowed to attend.
Single tickets are $40 and couples tickets are $70 for Zoo Members.
Contact the Membership Office at (916)808-5888 or use the link below to
RSVP, for more information and for a full menu:
The Sac Rag 
That is so creepy and gross. Am I the only person that thinks so? Somehow adult themed entertainment and the zoo just really don’t belong together in my mind, but maybe I’m just a huge nerdy prude.
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Crikey! Even I think that’s creepy! I personally am much more fascinated by chimps who scrub toilets.
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I wonder if they will be providing the box of rosay and the smooth jazz.
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HeyMeg said “maybe I’m just a huge nerdy prude.”
oh yeah, you’re a prude. who wouldn’t be into this?!? they don’t call it “wild monkey love” for nuthin! i think i feel some ‘jungle fever’ cummin on…
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Did I mention I’m SO glad I’m married. Thank you Scott for taking me off the dating market. Funny, I can’t imagine why this comes to mind at the moment.
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Yay for being married and not having to engage in gross things like coitus!
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Or rather, lame dates to $70 adult-themed events at the zoo.
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I am just harassing you Meg, but seriously, would you really have to attend the beast-curious event even if you weren’t married?
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Of course not silly! I was just being sarcastic. Which is a form of humor I never seem to pull off too well, so perhaps I should be leaving it to others! 🙂
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