(Author’s Correction – The gear did not belong to Jackpot, but to their friends Didley Squat, and Jackpot helped pass along the alert.Â I stand by the accuracy of the “Thieving Dicks” part, unless the brigands are revealed to be ladies.Â In that case, I will issue a correction to “Thieving Cunts”. – Stickie)
This always pisses me off. Musicians and other artists have a tough life, and I can’t think of anything more professionally devastating than having your gear ganked by some fucking fuckity fuck fuck.
Local faves Jackpot have issued an alert. Please keep an eye out….
$2,000 Reward for the return of stolen goods
No Questions Asked
Last night, Friday March 9th, at 9:15 PM, various pieces of recording equipment, instruments, and laptops were stolen from a vehicle at the intersections of J St. and 48th St. We request the help in recovering these valued items in exchange for $2,000 Ã¢â‚¬â€œ No questions asked.
The recovery of these items is extremely important as they have high sentimental value to us. We have no hesitation in exchanging the items for cash.
PLEASE CONTACT US WITH ANY LEADS OF ANY SORT