Mayoral race totally copies Simpsons

KJ over HakeemFrom a recent Kevin Johnson for Mayor campaign email, listing the recent activities of the campaign:

3. Thought you knew everything there was to know about “The Dunk”, Kevin’s infamous thunder-dunk on NBA Hall-of-Fame center Hakeem Olajuwon — one of the most famous NBA clips of all time? Think again, and check out an amazing video where Kevin tells — in his own words — how it really went down…see the “Recent Videos” section at our homepage http://www.kevinjohnsonformayor.com, or email this link (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8kidpegzfFc) to your friends.

As always, from The Simpsons, “Brother’s Little Helper“:

Bart: But why, Mr McGwire?
Mark McGwire: Do you want to know the terrifying truth? Or do you want to see me sock a few dingers!
Everyone: Dingers! Dingers!
(Mark McGwire socks a dinger, and as everyone looks at the dinger, he takes the info from the satellite.)
Mark McGwire: Yoink.

Do you want a mayor who talks boring tax stuff? Or do you want a mayor who can dunk over Hakeem freakin Olajuwon??!! You decide, Sacramento…

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Author: CoolDMZ

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13 thoughts on “Mayoral race totally copies Simpsons”

  1. I think the preferred nomenclature for the campaign is the hipped up “KJFM” rather than the spelled out “Kevin Johnson for Mayor.”

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  2. text to RNRGRL from CSISAC:
    Yo RG, ?4U; W.Y.V.F.F.M.?

    RNRGRL responds:
    OMG! KJFM! TTFN CSI! CUL8R!

    CSISAC:
    T.W.I.F. BTW, H.E.!!!
    (_/)
    (o.o)
    (___)0

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  3. The question: do you want an ineffectual, boring and not especially charismatic mayor who pretty spends half her time wasting money on “environmental” junkets, or do you want a rich guy endorsed by one of the most corrupt pro-developer city councilmen / past mayors of all time?

    YOU BE THE JUDGE.

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  4. Text from RNRGRL to CSISAC:

    OMGIWTV4KJ, BWLITUPOSC. IWSWHAC,H. HSLANG & LKWNACITR!)

    (OMG, I would totally vote for Kevin Johnson, but we live in the unincorporated part of Sacramento County. I will still write him a check, however. He seems like a nice guy, and Lord knows we need a change in this region!)

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  5. that dunk is amazing. the dude is barely 6 feet tall and he throws down on hakeem the lion killer as if he were a dwarf. i gave $20 at his campaign website:

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  6. Not being terribly fond of either candidate, and a legal resident of the City so I can vote in the mayor’s race. (Early and often, as they say in Chicago.)
    I’m wondering if perennial candidate/bail bondsman/bounty hunter Leon Padilla will be running? (I don’t think he’s declared to date, but don’t imagine that he would disinclined to mount a well-financed write-in campaign.) Oh, was that a double negative??? ;(

    I think it’s time we had a bounty hunter run the town…heck, we have a former action star as governor!

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  7. Yes, Leonard Padilla is a candidate, as are Muriel Strand and a few others. There’s a quick & dirty look at each of them in this week’s SN&R.

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  8. I love Dick Jones’ ringing self-endorsement:

    “I feel awful that this is the best we can do, to have people like me running for mayor”

    Errrrr…. Yeah! Huh?

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  9. I’m just surprised that Dick Jones was able to to shrug off the taint of the whole Robocop scandal.

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