On May 8, award winning journalist and pop culture icon Geraldo Rivera will be the featured guest at the California Latino Caucus Speaker Series. He will be discussing his new book Ã¢â‚¬Å“His Panic Ã¢â‚¬â€œ Why Americans Fear Hispanics in the USÃ¢â‚¬Â. The first 100 to RSVP will receive a free copy of the book, which will also be available for sale and for autographs after his lecture. Anyone wishing to attend should RSVP to the office of Senator Gil Cedillo at 651-4022. The event will take place at the State Capitol from 11:30 -12:30.
Sources to the SacRag have uncovered a number of shocking rumors about Geraldo’s additional plans for his visit.
10. Geraldo agreed to only appear in a room with no chairs in case skinheads show up.
9. Geraldo is planning a live special where we will find out what is really hidden in Jesse Unruh’s tomb.
8. Geraldo will be performing his new hit single Rico Suave from his forthcoming album.
7. Geraldo will reveal the identity of 7 Satanists who are currently members of the State Assembly.
6. Geraldo will expose details of the love triangle between Marilyn Monroe, John Burton and Phil Burton.
5. Geraldo will leak secret Big 5 negotiations to solve the budget crisis by drawing plans of the compromise in the sand with a stick.
4. Geraldo has vowed to shave his mustache if Jeff Denham is recalled.
3. Geraldo will be filming a future special titled Ã¢â‚¬Å“Republicans in lace panties and the women who love themÃ¢â‚¬Â.
2. Geraldo will announce that he had fat liposuctioned from his buttocks and injected into Governor Schwarzenegger’s face to fight his wrinkles.
1. Geraldo will reveal shocking details that the milk truck that crashed into the State Capitol was actually an inside job to justify added security barriers around the property.