Stayin’ classy in the New Year

KCRA’s report on a shooting death early in the New Year includes one of those “can’t be serious” quotes:

“I was just chillin’ at the party and then all of a sudden I hear that my friend’s been like shot down pretty much.”

“Pretty much” in this case being 100%. Every element of that sentence is classic! This guy reminds me of the Upright Citizens Brigade character “Bong Boy” who smokes so much pot he can’t tell reality from reality television–when he’s being arrested he thinks he is watching “COPS,” etc. It’s possible that’s what’s going on here…

Author: CoolDMZ

"X-ray vision to see in between / Where's my kimono and my time machine?"

One thought on “Stayin’ classy in the New Year”

  1. Let’s not forget we are, like the greatest nation on the face of the earth.
    Smartest people on, like the face of the earth, too.

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