We’ve talked about this particular house before, right on the corner of La Sierra and Arden, tricked out with lights that look like severed heads from the Statue of Liberty, and adorned with enough bling to make a 17th century French noble blush. Well, it’s on the market.
In what is probably a wildly optimistic listing, the realtor has stated:
Honey, stop the car! Don’t miss this rare opportunity to purchase the crown jewel of Arden Park! Absolutely no expense was spared in this spectacular 5 bedroom 4 bath 4400+ sq ft home which also includes a 2 bedroom 1 bath 850+ sq ft guest home, totaling almost 5,300 sq ft. Check the comps, this is a tremendous value and similar homes in this zip code are priced far higher and do not offer this level of quality. Bring your pickiest buyers quickly, this home will not last!
At over $1 million, I think that this house might last. Have you seen any similarly tricked out mcmansions in your neighborhood?
The Sac Rag 
Who are the morons who built this monstrosity? 5000 sf on a noisy thoroughfare? Rediculous enough in concept without even mentioning all the googaws. Were they Russians or Middle Easterners? Lebanese like the goofy-ugly one across the street in Arden Oaks?
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Like most modern suburban homes, this one assumes that “quantity” is the same thing as “quality,” but one like this takes even the typical McMansion extremes to the extreme.
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Yikes Bill. It is RIDICULOUS that you could say so many hurtful things in one short comment.
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I’ve seen this house before and laughed about the mini-statues of Liberty, but I had no idea how atrocious it was inside as well. Great find!
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Whenever I pass this house, I think that it MUST be a joke. Some kind of ironic detachment or something, right?
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How very SacBee Commenter of you, Bill.
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Wow, I love the whole religious statue/fountain thing in the entryway. The whole thing screams, ‘I live in a Vegas Casino.’
Just wow.
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No thanks, I think I will hold on to my spare millions just a while longer.
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Oh my! My husband and I have driven by this house AND commented on the ridiculousness of it a thousand times, I swear! I always wondered what the inside looked like. I always thought the owners were trying to parody My Big Fat Greek Wedding!
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