Free Slurpee on 7/11

Today, July 11, 2011, 7-11 is offering up free slurpees to celebrate their birthday.

Our Birthday, Your Bash Stop by for a FREE 7.11 oz Slurpee drink, general merriment and a one-man dance party should you choose to start it. (“Running Man” and “Raising the Roof” welcome. “Macarena” NOT welcome. Ever.) RSVP today and Facebook will remind you to claim your free-ness on 7/11/11. They’ll also tell you who else is celebrating a birthday, but let’s focus on us, okay?

Notice how along with the growth of social media in marketing there has also been an increase in this hipster, cutesy style of writing? At any rate, free stuff.

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