After a five year (!) process, the alleys in the central city are finally going to get street names (whats going on withthat URL?)
City officials are beginning to develop the grid’s alleys and hope to one day have cafes, housing and shops lining some of the corridors
But again, just naming them took 5 years, so don’t hold your breath.
The names will reference different aspects of our city’s history and character, like Jazz Alley, Solons Alley, and Dorothea Puente Alley. (That last one might not be real.) The alley between I and J will be named Improv Alley either after the city’s strong improv comedy scene, or as its status as the birthplace of Wayne Brady. (Also made up.)
Anybody got some alternative names that were not considered, but have comedic value?
Urination Alley.
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Katin
Oop
Akchoo
Valley
Randmik’n
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Norm
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Let’s not forget Alley Sheedy.
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Daigon (for the harry potter fans)
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Concident
Accident
Vertic
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+1 on the Harry Potter reference
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+1? haven’t you heard that Google+ is a huge “pathetic afterthought”?
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-2 for being ungrateful
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Kirsite Alley
You can call me Alley
Weird Alley
O’M’alley
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Anybody know when this will take effect in the eyes of the USPS?
Also, Puente Alley and Vampire Killer Alley.
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YouS PeeS Alley for the postal service shout out?
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Oh! And “Whore is aunt”!
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Technic
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Various
Universe
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Whimsic… (!)
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Ok. Last ones…
Georaphic
Ox’in free
McBeal (oh yeah!)
Stereophonic
Legal
Sectu. Badum, pa! Winner.
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