Another fall has arrived and another crop of appley goodness has been laid out for the intrepid daytripper to consume.Â Apple Hill is in full harvest mode, and the weather couldn’t be nicer.Â Â The crowds are bound to be overflowing this weekend and the apple themed desserts, pies, breads, jams, trinkets, colostomies, and hardware will overflow from the folksy establishments in the folksy land of folksyÂ Apple Hill.
It occurs to me, as it does every year at this time, that some of you may never have been to Apple Hill.Â Hmmm.Â I see.Â Ok…Â Well then…Â What the f*$% are you waiting for!?!Â Someone to spoon feed you ‘Hill info like a mother shoveling thin apple puree in the drooling mouth of an overfed infant?Â If that’s what it will take, then I’m game.
Here we go:Â Who’s a big boy?Â Who? Who?Â Who wants some applesauce in his little pouty apple barn?Â Hmmmm?Â Nevermind, I can’t keep that up. Continue reading “Apple Hill Unpeeled 2008”
According to the spot-on meteorologists at channel 10, the weather is getting cooler. Can’t you feel those chilly breezes in your bones? Does your breath steam in the air yet? Of course not, because weather people are morons and should be given approximately 30 seconds of the news broadcast to give a five day forecast and then shut their traps.
Nevertheless, the weather will, even according to Al Gore, eventually cool off, which makes it perfect weather for daytripping. If you’re tired of Apple Hill, El Dorado/Amador/Sea of Tranquility wine tasting or cities with UC campuses, then I’ve got an idea for you, CHICO! Yes, that’s right, CHICO! (from now on all CHICO! references will be capitalized and exclamation pointed)
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The CoolDMZs made their way up to Camino for some apple tasting this weekend, inspired by sac-eats’ (or was it?) official Sac Rag unofficial guide. Needless to say, the apples were a-poppin, and a good time was had by all.
I have pictures (one of which is of a pig on a spit) and snarky things to say (if you didn’t assume that)…
Continue reading “Apple Hill, CoolDMZ-style”
NOTE: For an updated 2007 Apple Hill Guide, click here. (Don’t worry, it’s not link to another website.)
Fall is in the air, and on the calendar, and in the malls, but nowhere more omnipresent than up highway 50 at Apple Hill. I’ve had a few shocks in my life, including that time when I missed two straight periods (turned out to just be work stress), but none more jarring that finding out that several good friends and close acquaintances had never been to Apple Hill. Hating to think that those unfamiliar with the joys of the hill might not want to venture east because of the alien nature of the trip, I’ve concocted my own little visitor’s guide. The following are just suggestions, mind you, and please feel free to let me know if there is anything that I missed, but more than anything, I provide this little guide because I don’t want to hear anyone say that they didn’t head up the hill this year because they “didn’t know where to go, what to do, my kids were sick, I had a flesh eating virus, I’m a big puss-puss, etc.”
Continue reading “Unofficial Apple Hill Guide”