You know you want to. Donâ€™t hesitate any longer! Start making that dirty, dirty dirt! You know what Iâ€™m talking about. Thatâ€™s right, baby. That thing that makes every girl smile: COMPOSTING!
Making dirt ainâ€™t easy. You canâ€™t just throw your scraps in a pile out your back door (unless you love rats). Indeed, thereâ€™s a science to the madness. Itâ€™s not rocket science, but an art nonetheless.Â
Never fear! Help is near. Attend one of the following seminars, brought to you by the sexy City of Sacramento Department of Utilities Solid Waste Services, and you, too, will be making sweet dirt in no time.