You said “Gentle”

I am happy to say that while I get older and grayer and worry more and more about retirement and kids driving too fast down my street, I can still giggle when I see something like this…

Gentle Massage is open late.
Gentle Massage is open late.

My Butthead reaction was supported by this page I found while researching this particular parlor.

Let us indulge you with the elements of relaxation…Free table shower every visit!!

Uh, huh, uh, table shower? I’m getting, like, old and stuff.