I am happy to say that while I get older and grayer and worry more and more about retirement and kids driving too fast down my street, I can still giggle when I see something like this…

My Butthead reaction was supported by this page I found while researching this particular parlor.
Let us indulge you with the elements of relaxation…Free table shower every visit!!
Uh, huh, uh, table shower? I’m getting, like, old and stuff.