Thanks all you bastions of local news, for reminding us repeatedly today (like, every 15 minutes) that today is one of the busiest travel days of the year (I could have linked you to a story, but really, is it necessary?).

And, I’ll let you “news teams” in on something: Sunday will be another busy one. So you can continue to embed your reporters at the airport so we can continue to get minute-by-minute updates about how busy it is over there.

To tell you the truth, oh ones with bleached teeth and plastic hair, it’s not news to most of us who are alive. But hey, we know how isolated you get in your newsrooms, and we know how you love to report the obvious. So if it’s news to you, it must be worth reporting.

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