Newsflash: Cars crash into Sac buildings (yawn)

This time, it was a three-fer, as a car and two cop cars hit a house:

“I was sleeping nice and sound and warm and I thought, ‘Oh this must be one of those California earthquakes, but I heard the sirens and you don’t ever hear the sirens in the house so I got up, checked the dog, saw the lights, I’m like, ‘Oh my gosh,'” resident Robert Ashcroft said.

No, Mr. Ashcroft, not one of those California earthquakes. It was one of those Sacramento-drivers-driving-into-a-building things.

UPDATE: I missed this story too. Keep an eye out for flying Lexusesses, people.