Rachel, a native of Woodland, CA, made the cut on the 13th season (I just can’t type “cycle,” I can’t do it!) of “America’s Next Top Model” last night, continuing Norcal’s dominance of the show. (We can also claim blonde-turned brunette Brittany, who hails from from Livermore.) Doe-eyed 19-year old Rachel is one of 13 finalists all under 5′ 7″ ready to claw their way into the industry. Apparently, if you wish to be a model but you are under 67″ tall you may as well also have scaly skin or a prehensile tail.
The Woodland Journal had some fun with her bio. What do we think of the Bambi-lookalike’s chances on the show? I think if she walks very quietly and watches out for coyotes, she might be able to creep close enough to the farm to grab an apple. I know models are known for watching their figures, but I heard Rachel likes to snack on a salt lick! For sweeps week, the CW could have Rachel and her mom trying to escape from evil hunters … with tragic results! Okay, I’m done.
(P.S. Yes, I know Bambi is actually a boy deer — the “Prince of the Forest”)
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