Let me help you with those

In my inbox this morning, a reader pointed me to funny wording in a Tweet this morning from @SacPolice about the Best Buy burglars caught dumping iPads:

Is Sac PD trying to start a war with the CHP by smearing them as accomplices to the burglary? I don’t get it.

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Author: CoolDMZ

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3 thoughts on “Let me help you with those”

  1. Idiots. You can’t just throw them out the window to get rid of the evidence. You have to SMOKE them. Either that or drive into a crowd and throw them around while yelling “Free IPads!” to escape in the confusion.

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