Have you ever thought of going into public speaking or motivational speaking?

December 10th, 2007 at 4:51 pm

Man, check out the “The Really Big Caffeine Database” linked from the article. A few of my favorite energy drink names(z).

• Damzl Fuel (A 12 ounce can of Damzl Fuel contains 0 milligrams of caffeine. Damzel Fuel is marketed exclusively towards women. It is sugar-free (sweetened with sucralose/splenda) and also contains an appetite suppressant – Citrimax.) What, no popsicle stick to help with the refunding?
• Who’s Your Daddy (Who’s Your Daddy Inc. is a licensing company attaching its brand to a whole line of products.) Cause, you know, you can’t use that expression enough, right?
• Dopamine (Dopamine is a highly-caffeinated energy drink aimed at the nightclub market.) What, was "Aneurysm" taken?

Ugh.

December 10th, 2007 at 5:08 pm

Don’t forget to check how much of any given drink you can imbibe, per body wieght, before death by caffeine intoxication.

http://www.energyfiend.com/death-by-caffeine/

December 11th, 2007 at 10:23 am