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IT HAZ HARMFULZ?!

Posted December 10, 2007 at 2:51 PM by SinghCity in Food, Local Nooz, Travel (3 comments)

theyretalkinginsacramentoaboutadding
caffeinetoa listofharmfulsubstancesbutIdon’tseetheproblemcaffeine
worksformefineandhelpsmegettheweekstarted
rightsoscrewem.

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Glenn said

Have you ever thought of going into public speaking or motivational speaking?

posted 12/10/07 at 4:51 pm #

RonTopofIt said
RonTopofIt

Man, check out the “The Really Big Caffeine Database” linked from the article. A few of my favorite energy drink names(z).

  • Damzl Fuel (A 12 ounce can of Damzl Fuel contains 0 milligrams of caffeine. Damzel Fuel is marketed exclusively towards women. It is sugar-free (sweetened with sucralose/splenda) and also contains an appetite suppressant - Citrimax.) What, no popsicle stick to help with the refunding?
  • Who’s Your Daddy (Who’s Your Daddy Inc. is a licensing company attaching its brand to a whole line of products.) Cause, you know, you can’t use that expression enough, right?
  • Dopamine (Dopamine is a highly-caffeinated energy drink aimed at the nightclub market.) What, was "Aneurysm" taken?

Ugh.

posted 12/10/07 at 5:08 pm #

Turty Squip said

Don’t forget to check how much of any given drink you can imbibe, per body wieght, before death by caffeine intoxication.

http://www.energyfiend.com/death-by-caffeine/

posted 12/11/07 at 10:23 am #


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