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  1. Man, check out the “The Really Big Caffeine Database” linked from the article. A few of my favorite energy drink names(z).
    Damzl Fuel (A 12 ounce can of Damzl Fuel contains 0 milligrams of caffeine. Damzel Fuel is marketed exclusively towards women. It is sugar-free (sweetened with sucralose/splenda) and also contains an appetite suppressant – Citrimax.) What, no popsicle stick to help with the refunding?
    Who’s Your Daddy (Who’s Your Daddy Inc. is a licensing company attaching its brand to a whole line of products.) Cause, you know, you can’t use that expression enough, right?
    Dopamine (Dopamine is a highly-caffeinated energy drink aimed at the nightclub market.) What, was "Aneurysm" taken?

    Ugh.

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