Here’s an oldie but a goodie…

What do you get when you take a car, an house, a Sacramento driver, and put them all together?

If you’ve been reading this blog for any amount of time, you already know the deal. You get this:

CITRUS HEIGHTS, Calif. — A woman crashed a sport utility vehicle into a Citrus Heights apartment complex at least twice on Tuesday, knocking out electricity and causing other damage, police said.

That’s right, a two-fer. How do you hit the same building twice? Perhaps by being drunk at 6:30 AM.

Only in Sacramento, dear friends.