Dooing a little with a lot

Hope everyone is enjoying/enjoyed/will enjoy their holidays and associated festivities. Here at the Rag, we’re still partying like it’s 1999.

Came across this story yesterday. What are the odds that you’ll hear about a scandal where a local Congressman hires his wife to raise money for him, both of whose last names happens to be “Doolittle”?

The coincidence is nice, but I don’t like having my sarcastic work done for me. But, you know what would really be funny? I would crack up to no end (really, I would) if, somehow, US senator Trent Lott was involved with the Doolittles in some sordid scandal. I’m not saying that he is, but the sarcastic humor would just be awesome.

I fought the law…

You’ll remember from a few months ago, this little controversy:

Because California law prohibits punishing police officers over the number of citations issued, Fairfield Police Chief Bill Gresham has denied the department uses any ticket quotas. John White, who retired as a sergeant four years ago, disputes this claim saying that those who didn’t issue enough tickets were labeled “red” and punished while those who wrote a large number of tickets were labeled “green” and rewarded. The city of 100,000 earns $494,000 from traffic fines and $62,000 from parking tickets each year.

There may be something to this, Sacramento. Let me tell you my story…
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War of terror

Perhaps this stuff is happening about 21 years too late. But, about the time we hear that any of our phones could be wiretapped without any legal accountability, we hear about the interrogation of a 16-year-old by the FBI in Elk Grove, over the doodle of “PLO” on his notebook.

When I was in school, so many years ago, kids wrote all kinds of things on their books – be it “Corey Hart” in the middle of a heart, or a tribute to Satan. School officials dealt with stuff as they saw fit and didn’t need to call the FBI on them.

But, the implications of this situation are somewhat worrisome. I can understand if people consider the PLO as a terrorist organization. They are obviously controversial to many, though much is a matter of perspective. However, a kid of Palestinian descent shouldn’t get harrassed by the feds just because he expresses allegiance to the organization that is internationally recognized to represent the Palestinian people. Interesting that no school official sat him down to hear his views, or that no notification was made to his parents.

Just call the FBI on the kid. That’ll set him straight, right? The school administrators at Elk Grove High and Calvine High Schools need to answer some important questions about their roles and motivations in all of this.

What’s a Walmart to do?

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Certain businesses around town are being threatened with boycotts because they are trying to take a more secular approach to the holiday season. Yesterday, a few people took it upon themselves to protest outside a local Walmart.

People, find a new game. Protesting outside Walmart? That’s just been done to death. Besides, Walmart is the most powerful organization in the world, don’t you know?

And really, shouldn’t you be spending Christmas, by you know, celebrating Christmas?

A lifetime of six dollar burgers.

How’s this for poetic justice?

The parent company of Carl’s Jr. burger chains agreed to pay $255,000 to settle claims that a shift manager at an Elk Grove restaurant used racial epithets, told co-workers he had “white pride” and flashed white power signs while on the job, the U.S. Equal Employment Opportunity Commission announced Wednesday.

What led to this huge payout by the company to their former employee?

Two weeks after submitting the petition, Galloway was fired, allegedly for eating food without paying for it, Ehrlich said. She also received a death threat on her answering machine and, without a job, was left homeless, according to her attorney, Michael Nkosi.

I just love the sequence of events in this case, that results in Carl’s Jr. settling for $100,000 with the woman and another $155,000 with other employees. Was that alleged stolen six dollar burger worth it, Carl Jr.?

Have smog, will travel.

As many of the proud 96% know, businesses only operate during business hours. That leaves us working stiffs little time to do many of our errands.

So, I had to do the smog check thing yesterday. I decided to try out Smog ‘N Go down in what used to be Laguna. They have several locations, and they’re open well past 5 PM – the one I went to was open until 6:30. Their total fee for smog testing was about $50, which includes the $8 smog check certificate, and a $10 discount coupon (check your pennysaver mailings too – sometimes there’s a good discount on smog checks in there as well).

No appointment was necessary, and I was in and out in half an hour.

I could go on and tell you about the great service I received within those 30 minutes, but they already do on their website:

Quick – Clean – Courteous – Convenient – Competitive. In and Out in a hurry!

I would say they lived up to all of it. And yes, my car passed.