Sing it with me now…

(CBS 13) SACRAMENTO The California Voter Foundation released “The Proposition Song”, a sing-along song designed to introduce voters to the thirteen propositions on California’s November 7 ballot. Each proposition is reviewed in the song, which runs just under three minutes and is set to a traditional folk melody.

Oh, there once was a proposition, its number was One-A
The first of thirteen measures to decide by Election Day. (November 7th!)
Arnold and the lawmakers want the first five props to pass
One-A would mandate road funding from the sales taxes on gas.

One-B is a bond act with billions for highways
One-C would build shelters for folks who need a place to stay.
Next we have Prop One-D, a school improvement bond
There’s nine more measures in this song

Pay attention and sing along
It’s the Proposition Song
‘Cause the ballot is too darn long!

One-E protects the rivers, repairs the levees too
One-E’s followed by 83? Confusing, but it’s true.
Sex offender laws will change if we pass Prop 83
84 protects our state from floods. It’s a lot like Prop One-E.

85 requires aborting teens to first inform their folks
Prop 86 funds health programs with another tax on smokes.
There’s just a few more measures to sing of in this song
So hang on friends, we’re near the end, you should all be singing along
It’s the Proposition Song
‘Cause the ballot is too darn long!

If we pass Prop 87, the oil companies
Will pay a tax to fund alternative energy.
Prop 88 would raise taxes to help fund public schools
Prop 89 would rearrange state campaign funding rules.
This lesson’s almost over, just one more prop remains
Prop 90 curbs your city’s use of eminent domain.
It’s the Proposition Song
Let’s all be singing along
‘Cause the ballot is too darn long!

View the video here.  Personally, I think it’s better as a crunk rap than a traditional folk song.  But hey, that’s just me.

With 0% Precincts Reporting, SacRag reports…

…that John Doolittle will win his seat.

Yes, we are that damn good.  We know how to read the signs, the indicators, and the will of the people.  And the intentions incompetence of election administrators:

 AP) SACRAMENTO After receiving dozens of complaints, Sacramento County election officials said Monday they will send letters to 40,000 absentee voters telling them to check their ballots for errors.

By Monday evening — a week after absentee ballots were mailed — more than 50 people had called to report ballots that were flawed or incomplete, officials said. Most of those reporting errors said they received two of the same ballot cards instead of two different double-sided cards…

As a result, the county asked its mailing firm, Admail West, to take extra precautions to avoid errors.

Admail West officials said Monday that the latest problem was with the printer and not their company

Democracy.  Done Right.

Go big or go home

And they said there’d be a pumpkin shortage.  Whatevs. In California, this is a new jack (o’lantern) city:

The winning pumpkin at the Elk Grove 12th Annual Harvest Festival weighed 1,280 pounds, a new state record. 

The Napa pumpkin was just under 9 feet tall at 107 inches. The crowd gave it a standing ovation.

The pumpkin’s grower, Gary Miller didn’t reveal any secrets to his pumpkin’s enormous size, other than to say it was just “well behaved.”

The biggest pumpkin win netted Miller $6,400.

About 120 growers participated in weigh-off, according to a festival official.

Even with the pumpkin’s great size, it’s not the biggest recorded this year. Word is, a grower in Ohio has cultivated a 1,500 pound pumpkin.

One man, one threat

The President’s stay in our area was a short one.  It was probably a good thing, because it seems he wore out his welcome before he even got here:

Howard Kinsey, 41, faces one count of threatening to take the life of and inflict bodily harm on the President of the United States under the indictment returned by a federal grand jury, U.S. Attorney McGregor Scott said…

Meanwhile, an Elk Grove engineer charged with sending threatening letters containing a powdery substance to a country club where President Bush appeared this week was scheduled to appear in court Thursday.

Michael Lee Braun, 51, faces two charges of sending threats through the mail.

Boys, how about next time you just don’t re-elect the guy?

The epidemic spreads

It seems that our chronic local problem is spreading:

A teen was arrested Wednesday after leading officers on a chase in a stolen car and crashing the vehicle into the garage of a Manteca home, Manteca Police officials said…

Wilson led police on a short chase through residential neighborhoods at speeds over 80 miles an hour before losing control and crashing into the garage of a home near Mission Ridge and Swan drives. Wilson was able to climb out of the overturned car and scramble into the house before he was arrested by officers in the backyard, Osborn said.

Poor Manteca.  You don’t know what you’re getting yourself into.

Kings sign back-up center

The signing of of center Maurice Taylor was announced by the Sacramento Kings yesterday:

SACRAMENTO, Calif. — The Sacramento Kings signed veteran forward Maurice Taylor on Tuesday.

Taylor, who spent the past 1.5 years with the New York Knicks,averaging 6.3 points and 3.4 rebounds last season. He has alsoplayed for the Los Angeles Clippers and the Houston Rockets in a nine-year NBA career.

Kings coach Eric Musselman expects to use Taylor as a backup center behind Brad Miller.

“We look forward to having him provide us with some additional depth, flexibility and veteran experience on our front line,” said Geoff Petrie, the Kings’ president of basketball operations. “We think he’ll fit in really well.”

Unsubstantiated reports also indicate that Taylor loves the cities of Las Vegas and Anaheim.

MasterCarding George W. Bush

As many of you know, The President of the United States of America just passed through town.  If you didn’t know, and you blinked, you didn’t miss anything.

However, you have to give it to Dubya.  He’s coming to a state where he has a 66% disapproval rating, and where the Republican Governor won’t even see him (in fact, Arnold took off to LA while Bush was here).  But, George’s fellow GOPs here in NorCal needed his help.  Here is a quick synopsis of Bush’s activities while he was around:

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Interstate the obvious

Breaking news. CBS13.com is reporting that California’s roads are bad:

A new report by a group called the Road Improvement Project found that the state has some of the worst major roads and highways.

It ranked the ten US urban areas with the greatest share of substandard roads, based on how bad drivers are shaken around in their cars. Five of them are in California…

Guess who rounded out the California’s Bumpy 5 and made top bottom seven on the list?

And Sacramento scored seventh worse. Fifty percent of its roads don’t meet the group’s standards.

At least now you can justify that Hummer.

See sea lion in Old Sac

Here’s a good reason to visit Old Sac this weekend:

A visitor from the bay has decided the River City is a tasty place to visit. A sea lion has taken up residence on a Sacramento dock.

The sea lion arrived Wednesday night, deciding this spot on a dock under the Tower Bridge was his.

No word on whether this lion of the sea was the same hungover one that tried to visit Arden Mall last year.   In any case, come on by this weekend. Have a few beers, buy some antiques, eat some candy, and say hello to Mr. Sea Lion. 

You’ll be glad you did.

Right Awn! Friday: Squeaky wheel gets greased

Right Awn!There’s something to be said about trying to improve your community.  When Andrea Balcavage complained to city hall that the sidewalks on her street were unusable, she unfortunately learned that the thing to be said was “damn!” – especially when city hall stuck her with a bill for $1,200 when she tried to make a positive difference in her neighbourhood:

After complaining to the city of an uneven sidewalk in front of her home she was later notified of other repairs she was responsible for; her total bill? About $1,200.

“It’s not fair. They’re extorting residents. It’s their trees, how is that my fault?” said Andrea.

Despite her outrage, the city code’s been around for at least 30 years and it’s based on state law.

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